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If calling customer service doesn’t help, try the suicide hotline

Posted: Friday, Jan 23rd, 2015
Sometime between Sunday afternoon and Monday morning, my computer slipped from its normal "sleep mode" and into a deep coma.
This became apparent after hitting the space bar and getting no reaction whatsoever, not counting a low-pitched whirring sound that -- if I didn't know better -- I could swear was snoring. Realizing there might be a serious problem,

Column / Swearing-off caffeine has led only to one thing: more swearing.

Posted: Friday, Jan 9th, 2015
Today, like every day since the start of the New Year, I've abstained from my morning cups of coffee -- a decision I reached during a moment of weakness, sometime around midnight on New Year's Eve. That's when I vowed (after several glasses of champagne) to take better care of myself in 2015. While this decision has certainly made me

Area Church Directory

Modified: Friday, Jan 9th, 2015
Assembly of God
801 S. Mulberry, Clinton
Dan Bell, minister
(217) 935-8316
9:30a Sunday school
10:30a-morning service
10:30a-Little People's church (ages 2-5)
10:30a-Kids for Christ (ages 6-12)
5p-choir practice
6p-Sunday night service
7p-Wednesday night service
KidMo for children, VelocityYouth Service, Adult Service

Calvary United
Pentecostal Church
10a--Sunday School
11:45a--Sunday worship
7p Wednesday Bible study
412 S. Monroe,

Always on Schedule

Posted: Friday, Jan 9th, 2015
County, city, village and township
• DeWitt County Board -- 7 p.m., 3rd Thurs. of 3rd full week-county bldg
• Clinton City Council -- 7 p.m., 1st & 3rd Mon.-city hall
• Kenney Village Board -- 7 p.m., 2nd Mon.-village hall
• Wapella Village Board -- 7 p.m., 3rd Tues.-village hall
• Weldon Village Board -- 6:30 p.m., 1st Mon.-village

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